Thursday, February 8, 2007

Environmentally Conscience or Plain Lazy?

Some day the world is gonna run out of fresh water. I know that. I know that we can do our part by taking shorter showers and installing low-flo toilets. But for the love of god, can we do away with this "I'm just not gonna flush as often" business? Like, for instance, if you use the bathroom before me at a bar. Uh, gross!

If you want to do the whole pee on top of more pee business in the privacy of your own home, go for it.. but know that no matter how much I love dear Earth, I am flushing that goddamn toilet before I put my naked skin anywhere near it. The idea of my pee mixing with someone elses makes me want to vom. I mean, what it leaps out and onto me? Then I have stranger pee on me and I'm gonna feel weird about it. This is my worst nightmare. I am so fucking serious.

1 comment:

Bob said...

it's highly upsetting to do it in the privacy of your own home too. when i go over to Justin's house some of his roommates don't flush after peeing. it smells FUCKING GROSS in there. you can actually feel the heat and their pee going up your nose.