I just showered yesterday. Why do I have to do it again today? I think it's because I OD'd on tots. I've never done that before. Nothing like a little fried potato and ketchup flying out of your mouth to make you forget you're a human being and need to think about stuff like HYGIENE. It should have the opposite effect no? Apparently not. I slept in my clothes too. I'm turning into my grandma. She would just put a little perfume on instead of shower. My dad doesn't really take that many showers either anymore. I have the same blood type as them. It's inevitable. How did I get from tots to grandma? What's the connection? Oh by the way, shortly after my tots had left the building I ate a falafel sandwich spilling the white sauce on the knees of my jeans. MMMM. what a lady.
PS. Jehovah begins with an "I".
PSS. Rats have sex 22 times a day.
PSSS. Apparently when you have babies and you are out shopping for groceries and hear another baby crying in the aisle over your boobs will start...leaking.
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